Compliment Guy

Guyography
MOTTO: "Don't be a 'Don't be,' Do be a 'Do Be'!'"
TURN ONS: everything turns me on
TURN OFFS: nothing turns me off
IF I COULD BE ANY ANIMAL, I WOULD BE... a Cheshire cat
After the powers that be discontinued our line of credit and repossessed our corporate credit cards, we were forced to shop for our business suits at a discount clothing store. This charming and delightful gentleman was our salesman and not only made us feel good about buying a three-piece cotton-poly blend Hugo Boss knockoff, he made us feel good about ourselves. After attending his ten-day self help seminar, with a couple of two-day follow-ups, we knew we had to include him in our project. His only purpose in life is to make you feel, well, "Yummy!"