Denial Guy

Guyography

MOTTO: "The sun'l come out tomorrow!"

TURN ONS: Thorazine, electroshock therapy (it tickles)

TURN OFFS: negative people, straight jackets that chafe

IF I COULD BE ANY ANIMAL, I WOULD BE...
an ostrich

What can we say about this poor, sick bastard? When we hired him straight out of MIT as a member of our original design team, we had high hopes for his work on this project. Some people can handle the pressure and some can't. We decided to include him despite his negligible contribution.