Lambada Guy

Guyography
MOTTO: "To let a day go by without dancing is to let a piece of you die."
TURN ONS: tight spandex, big hair
TURN OFFS: flabby buttocks, turtlenecks
IF I COULD BE ANY ANIMAL, I WOULD BE...
a Lemur
When we found this guy, lady luck didn't just kiss us, she gave us a hickey! While getting our hair cut at a barber college in Duluth, Minnesota, we heard music and laughter coming from the business next door. We decided to investigate and discovered a dance studio wherein we were elated to find this larger-than-life character. After several hours watching him with his students, we knew our grand scheme would not be complete without him.