Military Guy

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MOTTO: "I love the smell of toner in the morning."

TURN ONS: chipped beef on toast, Internet time

TURN OFFS: the end of the cold war, the end of F-Troop

IF I COULD BE ANY ANIMAL, I WOULD BE...
a bulldog

What is this world without a little order and discipline? We discovered this soldierly-looking fellow training senior citizens in Wisconsin how to surf the Internet. His methods were, shall we say, unconventional. We never knew the Internet demanded so much physical stamina, and we dare say most of those seniors won't be logging on anytime soon. Our drill sergeant was never actually IN the military, mind you, but he certainly could have been had it not been for his checkered past. We'll leave it at that. If he seems a bit overbearing at times, just take him with a grain of salt, he can't hurt you -- he's only two inches tall for Pete's sake.