Innuendo Guy

Guyography

MOTTO: "I got your motto, right here!!"

TURN ONS: Meryl Streep movies, Romance novels

TURN OFFS: hot tubs, public transportation

IF I COULD BE ANY ANIMAL, I WOULD BE...
a horny toad

While stuck in construction on a Washington, D.C. expressway, and late for an appearance before Congress, we came across this charming fellow. As we listened to him calling out to the hapless commuters, we found him so genuine that we knew right then we had to find a place for him in our enterprise. We offered him the position you see him in here. We are very pleased he's on board, if you know what we mean.