Poetry Guy

Guyography

MOTTO: "I'm a poet and I don’t even have awareness of the fact."

TURN ONS: my rhyming dictionary, the much misunderstood female hairy armpit

TURN OFFS:the word "orange" -- you can't rhyme it, awards shows

IF I COULD BE ANY ANIMAL, I WOULD BE...
a cool kat

As we were in the process of building our vast suite of corporate offices, we noticed that the lumber yard where we purchased our supplies had pithy sayings on their billboard every week. Things like; "Why don't you 'Lumber' in for some savings" and "Paying too much? We 'Shutter' at the thought." We became so entranced by this rich use of language that we tracked down the poet. We found him in a coffee shop where he was performing his magic with the spoken word. So vast was his library of amusing yet touching work, this captivating wordsmith had us handing him a handsome ransom in no time. But that’s okay with us, now that he will be using his creative powers to please our customers. Enjoy!