Psychiatrist Guy

Guyography

MOTTO: "I can make you cry anytime I want to."

TURN ONS: negative people, straight jackets that chafe

TURN OFFS: anything that lasts more than 50 minutes, pop psychologists

IF I COULD BE ANY ANIMAL, I WOULD BE...
a loon

The job of putting together an immense project such as Guycon can be overwhelming and filled with stress. We knew we needed someone in whom we could confide (since we keep everything from our attorneys). So, we went to the local branch of the International Clinic for Internet Developer Disorders, known to the computer industry as icsddptt/svv- 4563.777/c\52dir///.sic (hence the need for a clinic). We soon began seeing this understanding (if insincere) fellow. Despite the confidentiality agreement we signed with him, he threatened to leak our "sick and twisted secrets" (his words, not ours) to the media if we didn't include him. Actually, we wanted to use more footage of him, but our hour was up.