Upcoming Video Products
KEEP YOUR EYE OUT FOR THESE EXCITING PROJECTS
We are currently developing technology that will enable us to bring you Guycon on an "IMAX" level. Our brilliant technicians are working around the clock to create a computer monitor that is capable of projecting images 70 feet tall! Imagine experiencing your favorite Guycon characters as if they were giants taking over your home office! Our vision of the future is closer than you might think.
In 2020, there will be an integrated web browser in Guycon. We would like to make it clear right now, to both our valued customers and especially to the Justice Department, that this browser is absolutely integral to the functionality of Guycon 2020.
THE GUYCON G-9700 MODEM
A modem so powerful, so fast, and so delicate, that if you're not careful it will download not just the data you requested, but the entire architectural structure of the building in which the server that contains the data is housed - including all furniture, personnel, and automobiles which happen to be in the immediate vicinity at the time of the download. Better beef up your storage capacity now!
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*All of the above items are parodies, not to be taken seriously. If you would actually like to purchase any of these items, however, please send a check for not less than four figures (not including figures that come after the decimal point) to our corporate offices.